An Italian doctor says: "In Italy, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for work."
The Dutch doctor says: "That's nothing, in Holland we take part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work."
The Canadian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work."
The American doctor laughs: "You all are behind us. Six years ago, we took a man with no brains, no heart, and no balls and made him President. Now, the whole country is looking for work!"
This joke actually won an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain.
BELOW IS A LINK TO LEARN ABOUT CALABRIA ITALY'S HISTORY (WHERE MY MOMS FAMILY IS FROM). PRETTY INTERESTING!!!! DIDNT KNOW HALF OF IT!
http://www.lifeinitaly.com/tourism/calabria
RIS AND RIA - HERE IS A PIC OF SNOW IN CALABRIA,LOL ;] .ITS IN THE MOUNTAINS SO THEY CAN GET QUITE A BIT OF SNOW.
YES!!! PLOT TWISTS ARE UP TO US!!! ;]
:] NO MATTER HOW CRAP ONES LIFE IS, I FEEL WE CAN ALWAYS FIND SOMETHING OR SOMEONE TO CELEBRATE AND BE GRATEFUL FOR!!! CANCEL CANCEL AND MUSH ON!!!
THE SUNS OUT AND ITS EVEN KINDA WARM,WOOOWHOOOOO!
I CAN NOT BELIEVE HOW MUCH SNOW MELTED YESTERDAY!!!! MAYBE WE HAVE A CHANCE OF A EGG HUNT WITHOUT SHOVELS,LOL???
ENJOY THE WARMER WEATHER AND THE EXTRA HOUR OF SUN!!! :}
Thanks for the education abut Italy. :) ... I showed the old family picture, and my kids the picture and asked which one I Italo, they said the kid that looks like Matthew, John's son, lol... yes, we have the power to change things in our lives. I always hear that Disney song, LET IT go , let it go.... Marisa
ReplyDeletepretty cool right :} ! now I gotta go look and see if he looks like matt to me, lol! Disney is the best! that's from frozen I believe. cute one!
DeleteOMG!!! HE LOOKS JUST LIKE MATT!!! :o NEVER NOTICED BEFORE!! COOLLLLLL!!
DeleteMe and Dave just looked at the pic and Matthew does look like uncle italo. Whats weird is that uncle jerry looks like ny dad when he was the same age
ReplyDeleteNext time you come over bring the photo and compare it to the one of my dad and aunt, it's funmy
OH YEAH!!! I REMEMBER THAT PIC OF YOUR POP!!! HE DOES LOOK LIKE HIM!!!! MAYBE WE ARRRRRE RELATED,LOL!
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